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"It's easy for close-up shots of your junk to look weird."
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Image courtesy of Kira Noir. Taking nudes is difficult. You might be snuggled in bed, wearing ages Jack Wills flannel pyjamas when the person you're seeing texts you asking for one. Panic sets in — how does one act sexy? You must pretend your life involves something other than watching Netflix cooking programmes featuring perfumed onions and dry barbecue rubs you will never make. Your face appears pallid and purplish, like a faded bruise. You grab your only nice underwear out the washing basket; humans can't see smell.
Wait a minute! Who is leaking MY nude photos! Mine are super good! Well, if they end up in your hands, have fun! You wanna take the perfect nudies to send to whoever via text message? Have I got some tips for you. I mean, do you really want to send a full-frontal totally-naked shot to someone? Start with a nipple, or even the suggestion of boobs with a bare shoulder or a sheer tee. Stay within your comfort zone.